Dodgy detention entries

[MikeUK]

Name of detainee: MR R SOLE
Offence: S5 POA; Obscene language causing distress to two constables and 3 pensioners at the Bullring
Cause for detention: Own safety, could get jawed if he pissed the wrong person off.
Authorised by: 7053 LITTLEHALES, J
Arresting officer: 6***2 *Removed*, M

Just rewritten this from CRIMINT(Criminal Intelligence) [more specifically the detainee entry page].

My force has a comedian!

EDIT: Have to say, I was going to post a pic but I value my job.